Who’s doing Thanksgiving? We start asking our besties that oh, around Labor Day.

We groan. The extra cleaning, the extra expense, the time dedicated to shopping and subsequent cooking of those dishes that no one really likes, (but we always have them, you know grandma made them),

And speaking of Grandma, not everyone likes each and every person in their family equally. A bottle of wine, a few beers and you are taking away keys and wiping tears after hearing “and another thing that is an ugly shirt you are wearing” or “So and So is not fit for dog catcher”.

Remember the years you prayed for snow, claimed you had to stay home because your child had a tummy ache, or you just all out lied about having to work? This is your year!

Stay home. Invite no one. Cook magnificently. Be thankful.

Stay home. Stay safe. Stop the spread.